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If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?

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If you won't find what you want to know about having a happy retirement in the Bible, you will find it in Shakespeare. And if you won't find it in Shakespeare, you will find it in Zelinski's How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free .
— Dave Erhard


Funny quotes on online dating

Funny quotes on online dating